Violent Pillow

On Saturday, I left and drove a billion hours to the coast to meet up with Brian, Leo, Ante, Ellie, Aubrey and Jen at Ocean Shores. I reason I drove so long is because I took a wrong exit and wound up driving almost an hour to the Olympic National Forrest instead of the coast. I blame Briana. I was talking to her, and she was so hungover from her birthday, that she practically vomited while I was taking on the phone with her. This made me laugh and not pay attention to the signs.

But it was fine. Michael Jackson, Pat Benetar & Bonnie Tyler were there to help me out during the long drive.

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART.
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT!!!
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT!
WE’LL BE HOLDING ON FOREVER!!!

….Once upon a time I was falling in love, and now I’m only falling apart.
There’s nothing I can do, a Total Eclipse of the Heart.

I hope that is stuck in your head now.

The scenery reminded me of the movie Milo and Otis for some reason.

The girls huddled together because they are secretly lesbians…or cold.

Here they are running away to have lesbian sex….or shotgun a beer.

My life goal of completely the perfect cartwheel is getting closer.

This is allowed at the beach right?

Brian proving he is the whitest mother effer around. Its like the neck of a tomato.

Setting up base.

The girls showing us how hot they are.

So. Freaking. Good.

We played Kings and I got three of the Kings. My rules were not popular.

Just ask Brian.

She likes her marshmallows black and burnt..just like she likes her..wait what?

Just put it my mooouuuttthh….my motherfukin’ mooouuuuttthhh.

Drunk piggy back rides are never a good idea.

Melted cups impress Leo and Ante.

Brian finds sticky long things gross.

Blue cups with stuff in them cause smiles.

And poses.

Weird poses.

Super weird nightmare inducing poses.

Super hot stare at the camera poses.

Super passed out and vomiting everywhere poses.

You can tell how good I was feeling from this picture.

We went to eat breakfast at a Bar/Steakhouse/Breakfast Place/Ugly People Hangout and I am not sure if the delicious fatty food helped or not.

Ocean shores is gorgeous and I had a great time. Must go back, but will stay away from drinks made by Leo.