Violent Pillow

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  Lena // May 27, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Reply

  oh my god i love her!!! i love this sketch! just kidding, just kidding, just kidding!

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  Michael // July 3, 2008 at 7:11 pm | Reply

  Reporter: In the wake of major cancellations and disruptions all across the airline industry people are more weary of air travel than ever. Here with some tips on how to plan a hastle free trip is Updates newest correspondence prominent travel writer Judy Grimes. Hi welcome Judy.

  Judy: Hieee jk I don’t talk like that I talk like this Hiee jk this is my real voice jk its not jk it is jk jk.

  Reporter: Ahh Judy is everything ok you seem a bit nervous.

  Judy: I’m fine jk i’m nervous jk

  Reporter: Ok you know what we will be fine. Am so Judy whats the first thing people should do when planning a trip?

  Judy: Amm I don’t know what they should do, jk I do but I can’t tell you, jk I can but I don’t feel like it ,jk I don’t but I don’t know how, jk I forgot the question, jk I remember but I don’t want to talk about it, jk I do, do you jk jk jk jk jk jk

  Reporter: Judy do you want to do this another time you seem really nervous.

  Judy: No i’ not nervous, jk I’ve never been on TV before..pause.. jk I have i’m on TV all the time, jk I’m only on in the morning, jk its my first time ,jk i was as home, jk i was sitting in the audience, jk i was standing because they ran out of chairs, jk i had a chair and brought it with me today, jk this is a different chair, jk I’d show you but they told me not to stand up, jk they told me i could do whatever i wanted, jk they said anything is implied, jk my tongue hurts from talking, jk it hurts because i ate hot cheese, jk it was hot soup, jk it was hot cheese soup, jk it was very expensive, jk it was cheap, jk i don’t have a tongue, jk i do but its not mine, jk i borrowed it so that i can come here today, jk my mom drove me here, jk shes missing, jk shes dead, jk shes alive but i don’t want to see her, jk i do but shes invisible, jk shes not, jk shes sitting right next to me, jk jk jk jk jk.

  Reporter: Well Judy thank you for all the great tips and for taking the time to come talk to us.

  Judy: I uh didn’t take the time, jk i never showed up, jk I did it was great, jk it wasn’t that good, jk it was par for the course, jk i don’t know what that means, jk its a golf term, jk its from tennis jk jk jk jk jk jk.

  Reporter: Judy Grimes everybody

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  Kevin // July 19, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Reply

  This is th performance that convinced me that KW belongs on SNL.